Like any adventure being a Mom is chalk full of moments that can take my breath away. Sometimes it's because I'm avoiding the aroma of stinky feet or a dirty diaper, other times it's a slice of amazing only kids can bring that leaves me staring in awe. My rollercoaster life raising 6, soon to be 7 kids can be chaotic at times, but embracing the insanity is half the fun.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

6 Things NOT to Say To Me When I'm Pregnant

SIX Things NOT to do or say to me when I’m pregnant

1. NEVER "beep" as I am backing up to pull a chair out at a restaurant.

2. NEVER hand me one of your XL shirts and say "Maybe THIS will fit" as I am dressing to go out.

3. Never draw me a bubble bath with only two inches of water and then state "well, I didn't want it to overflow when you got in".

4. Tell me that there is an "extension" for my seatbelt that you can purchase for just 19.99 on some infomercial he saw on late night TV.

5. NEVER say, "do we need to sit at a table, you won't fit into that booth" at my favorite hamburger place.

6. And the final one is....... "I think my MOM might have some dresses that will fit you"!!

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