EIGHT BALL You're so SIlly!

Everyone should own an 8 ball! For real, the entertainment value is priceless. You can ask random questions and get all the knowledge you never thought you wanted. And ofcourse, if you don’t like the answer you get from the 8 ball you can always shake it again. Not that I personally would EVER do such a thing!
So, I grabbed my handy magic 8 ball and….wha? You don’t think I own one? Hmm. Ok you know me too well,..I do NOT. But I found one online LOL Yep they exist,…. http://ask-the-magic-8-ball.info/ Being bored I decided to ask random questions and see what I would get. Ok, I have done this before LOL What can I say? It makes me chuckle.

Is it ok to eat choolate chip cookie dough after 1 AM? Better not tell you now

Huh? What kind of answer is that? Better tell me RIGHT now because I’m about to sneak into the kitchen open up the package and spoon some up right now!

Should I invest in Tylenol for my next semester classes? You can count on it

And so I will!

Is it good parenting to get drive thru two nights in a one week every couple of weeks? As I see it yes

Great. I knew it, see everyone else is wrong! Thanks 8ball!

Is my hair too crazy for me? Ask me later

Wha? Whatever, scaredy cat. That is NOT an answer. Did I get a male 8 Ball?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Reply hazy try again

Ok yeah, that was a ridiculous question. I’ll give you that one

Does my favorite pair of jeans make my butt look big? It is undoubtedly so

Pffft. I think you got the question confused with another one. Try again?

Does my favorite pair of jeans make my butt look big? My sources say no.

Ahh much Better

Are we going to have an easy winter? Outlook not so good

Sigh. whatever, you don't know anything about weather!

Will my kids always ask what’s for lunch right after finishing breakfast? It is decidedly so.

Mmmk. Awesome. Maybe I can get all three meals out of the way before noon.

Would you be willing to go around with me and just answer some of the lame questions I get from people some times? I could just whip you out shake you and show them the answer? My reply is no.

Fine. Have it your way. You’d probably say yes or no to the wrong things anyway. Hmph

Do you believe that monkeys can fly around, have kids, go crazy, shave their heads, and get a lot of attention? Without a doubt

Ah, so you’ve heard of Brittney Spears too?

Will I ever win poker again? Very doubtful

Uh, NO! wrong answer.

Will I ever win poker again? Ask yourself

Why are you being so stubborn on this one? You’re just a stupid act of odds anyway! So stick that in your water and float it! (or something)

Has everyone peed a little when they sneeze? Better not tell you now

Huh? Is it that big a deal? You’re just afraid your answer will make me feel like a big weirdo, aren’t you?

Will the world eventually have a REAL zombie attack? Signs point to yes

Ok, so maybe 'he' is right about SOME things.

Should I go to bed and stop being silly with you, my cute virtual 8 ball? Yes, definitely

Oh reeeally? That tired of me already? Hmm I thought we were friends.

Want to snuggle? Without a doubt.

Awww, Good 8 ball!

Wednesday Randomness

Oh come on,admit it,you've wondered. And if you've discovered any of the answers feel free to share!!
1.Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?

2.Why do they sterilize needles before lethal injections?

3.Why is a person who plays the piano called a painist but a person who races cars isn't called a racist?

4.What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?

5.What if you're in hell and you're mad at someone? Where do you tell them to go?

6. If mineral water has been trickling down for millions of years why does it have an expiration date on the bottle?

7.Why do we say an alarm clock is going off when it is really going on?

8.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

9.whose cruel idea was it to have the leter 's' in the word lisp?

10. How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

11.If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

12.Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

13.Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

14.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

15.If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

I can't believe I said that.

Ever imagine what you would or wouldn't say as a parent? I've been suprised, shocked, even amazed at the many situations parenting has put me in. I compiled a list of 10 things I can't believe I have said as a parent. (there are a lot more than that ha)

1. Yay! You went poopy! And it was inside the potty chair this time!

2. It might be your body, but I am in charge of it until you are 18 and you are NOT piercing that.

3. Yo Gabba Gabba fans in da house!

4. Just because the cat licks itself clean does not mean that YOU need to lick yourself clean. We have bathtubs for that.

5. Awww, your picture is beautiful. Umm what is it?

6. Because I said so, and if you don't like it, lick it stamp it and mail it to somebody who cares because I am the boss!

7. Oh you fell and hit your bottom. You got a boo-boo. Want mommy to kiss your butt and make it feel better?

8. Yes, bleach kills germs, but you can NOT clean the koolaid stain off the carpet with it. SIGH

9. You had better stop talking to me like that I am not one of your friends.

10. I know you wanted the pink shirt instead of the white one, but throwing your red crayon into the dryer was not the solution!

So what are some things you've said that you wre suprised to hear coming out of your mouth?