Ever imagine what you would or wouldn't say as a parent? I've been suprised, shocked, even amazed at the many situations parenting has put me in. I compiled a list of 10 things I can't believe I have said as a parent. (there are a lot more than that ha)
1. Yay! You went poopy! And it was inside the potty chair this time!
2. It might be your body, but I am in charge of it until you are 18 and you are NOT piercing that.
3. Yo Gabba Gabba fans in da house!
4. Just because the cat licks itself clean does not mean that YOU need to lick yourself clean. We have bathtubs for that.
5. Awww, your picture is beautiful. Umm what is it?
6. Because I said so, and if you don't like it, lick it stamp it and mail it to somebody who cares because I am the boss!
7. Oh you fell and hit your bottom. You got a boo-boo. Want mommy to kiss your butt and make it feel better?
8. Yes, bleach kills germs, but you can NOT clean the koolaid stain off the carpet with it. SIGH
9. You had better stop talking to me like that I am not one of your friends.
10. I know you wanted the pink shirt instead of the white one, but throwing your red crayon into the dryer was not the solution!
So what are some things you've said that you wre suprised to hear coming out of your mouth?
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