Everyone should own an 8 ball! For real, the entertainment value is priceless. You can ask random questions and get all the knowledge you never thought you wanted. And ofcourse, if you don’t like the answer you get from the 8 ball you can always shake it again. Not that I personally would EVER do such a thing!
So, I grabbed my handy magic 8 ball and….wha? You don’t think I own one? Hmm. Ok you know me too well,..I do NOT. But I found one online LOL Yep they exist,…. http://ask-the-magic-8-ball.info/ Being bored I decided to ask random questions and see what I would get. Ok, I have done this before LOL What can I say? It makes me chuckle.
Is it ok to eat choolate chip cookie dough after 1 AM? Better not tell you now
Huh? What kind of answer is that? Better tell me RIGHT now because I’m about to sneak into the kitchen open up the package and spoon some up right now!
Should I invest in Tylenol for my next semester classes? You can count on it
And so I will!
Is it good parenting to get drive thru two nights in a one week every couple of weeks? As I see it yes
Great. I knew it, see everyone else is wrong! Thanks 8ball!
Is my hair too crazy for me? Ask me later
Wha? Whatever, scaredy cat. That is NOT an answer. Did I get a male 8 Ball?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Reply hazy try again
Ok yeah, that was a ridiculous question. I’ll give you that one
Does my favorite pair of jeans make my butt look big? It is undoubtedly so
Pffft. I think you got the question confused with another one. Try again?
Does my favorite pair of jeans make my butt look big? My sources say no.
Ahh much Better
Are we going to have an easy winter? Outlook not so good
Sigh. whatever, you don't know anything about weather!
Will my kids always ask what’s for lunch right after finishing breakfast? It is decidedly so.
Mmmk. Awesome. Maybe I can get all three meals out of the way before noon.
Would you be willing to go around with me and just answer some of the lame questions I get from people some times? I could just whip you out shake you and show them the answer? My reply is no.
Fine. Have it your way. You’d probably say yes or no to the wrong things anyway. Hmph
Do you believe that monkeys can fly around, have kids, go crazy, shave their heads, and get a lot of attention? Without a doubt
Ah, so you’ve heard of Brittney Spears too?
Will I ever win poker again? Very doubtful
Uh, NO! wrong answer.
Will I ever win poker again? Ask yourself
Why are you being so stubborn on this one? You’re just a stupid act of odds anyway! So stick that in your water and float it! (or something)
Has everyone peed a little when they sneeze? Better not tell you now
Huh? Is it that big a deal? You’re just afraid your answer will make me feel like a big weirdo, aren’t you?
Will the world eventually have a REAL zombie attack? Signs point to yes
Ok, so maybe 'he' is right about SOME things.
Should I go to bed and stop being silly with you, my cute virtual 8 ball? Yes, definitely
Oh reeeally? That tired of me already? Hmm I thought we were friends.
Want to snuggle? Without a doubt.
Awww, Good 8 ball!
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